This morning I overheard Mom telling Jay about a way that people can help get dollars for SAFE. Mom said this way to get dollars is so easy that even a horse could understand it! As a result, I am feeling a little uncertain about my own intelligence. But I will try to explain it to you anyway.
Peoples have a thing called Computer, do you know this thing? Of course you do, because you are using Computer to read my blog! Many peoples use Computer to trade dollars for things that they need or want, this is a thing called Online Shopping. If you use Computer and do Online Shopping, there is a way to get dollars for SAFE from the Online Stores where you do Online Shopping! These are not even your dollars! The store will give a few dollars to SAFE because of your Online Shopping! I don’t understand this at all, but dollars can buy lots of tasty grain and hays, so I will take a deep breath and accept it as a True Thing.
This strange and magical thing is called iGive. iGive has a logo that looks like a tiny dandelion seed floating away. Floating dandelion seeds don’t cause much trouble at all, and that is very much like iGive. If you click on the link that is hiding under these words and install the iGive button on your browser, they will give 10 dollars to SAFE! That is a lot of dollars for not doing a very hard thing! The button will tell you if you are doing Online Shopping at an Online Store that gives dollars to SAFE, and it will make that happen all by itself! You just trade your dollars for things and SAFE will get a few extra dollars from the store!
I am a very thrifty horse and so I am not going to tell you that you should go Online Shopping and trade many many dollars for things that you don’t need. Horses know that Shopping is not a thing that will make you happy even if you think it will make you happy. If you are unhappy, you should go find a horse to talk to, and then you will be happy again. But if you trade dollars for things already, then doing iGive is a way to get dollars for SAFE without changing things for you. So you should go do that, and then SAFE will buy us tasty grain and many hays. They will buy us nasty medicines in a tube, and they will send the man to scrape our feet. They will help us if we get hurt or sick. And they will make there be NO POINTY HORSES!
I am a very smart horse to explain this thing to you.